I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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