Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He? As in you personified your dick?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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