Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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