She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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