ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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