If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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