Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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