there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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