I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
