weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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