so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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