I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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