plz talk dirty to me
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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