Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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