You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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