ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
