The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Its about making memories worth repressing
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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