No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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