you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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