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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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