I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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