Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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