I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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