Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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