I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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