i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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