That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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