wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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