I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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