arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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