Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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