Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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