I looked at my own cervix.
only if we run a train.
done.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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