operation have a gay friend backfired
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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