Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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