you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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