"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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