Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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