Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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