What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
as a side note pls kill me
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