You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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