I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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