she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
