This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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