I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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