i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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