Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
