Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she peed on how many people?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
