just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I will pee on everything he values.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
