You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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