is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
