Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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