id be glad to
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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