Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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