I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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